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Joke of the Day

"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."

"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."

"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile One will see you later, the other in a while."

"Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym."

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"My wife got very upset at the funeral the other day, wailing and thumping the coffin with her fists And Jeeeeez, you should've heard her when she went in the furnace."