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Joke of the Day
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
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"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
"Cookies from Best to Worst: 1. Chocolate chip 2. Girl Scout 3. Oreos ... ... 727. Browser 728. Tossed 729. Raisin"
"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"
"LPT: Be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!"
"I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is ""blender without the lid on""."
"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."
"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"
"I'm thinking of becoming one of those hot girl accounts where you show like 70% of your face and tweet about your period and wolves"