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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me to examine my faeces every time I go to the toilet in order to monitor my health. But my bathroom is so dark, I can't see shit."

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"Someone just licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward."
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("
"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"
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"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"