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Joke of the Day
"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"
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"Financial status: Googling ""sell kidney"""
"Why was 10 afraid of 11? Because Eleven has crazy superpowers."
"The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects."
"Me: Here you go. Her: WTF? Me: It's the genital mold you wanted. Her: I said gelatin mold! Me: *waddles away with pants around ankles*"
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"
"If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins."
"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."