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Joke of the Day
"Financial status: Googling ""sell kidney"""
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"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
"The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama"
"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""
"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"
"Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field."
"God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell"
"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."
"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."