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Joke of the Day

"Me: Here you go. Her: WTF? Me: It's the genital mold you wanted. Her: I said gelatin mold! Me: *waddles away with pants around ankles*"

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"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""
"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? ""Go fuck yourself!"""
"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I tweeted ""Help, I am in an Iranian prison"" everyone would be like ""haha good one"""
"Figured out how to jailbreak my dog and now I'm running all the cool cat apps on him - watching him go nuts on a piece of string right now"
"What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)"
"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"
"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."
"Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSSHHH"
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