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Joke of the Day
"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"
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"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."
"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"
"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"Look, a reindeer. Santa, is that you? Nope. Chuck Testa."