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Joke of the Day

"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"

"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"

"Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic."

"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."

"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"

"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."

"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."

"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""

"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"

"""The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate."" - Albert Einstein"