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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"
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"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."
"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."
"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."
"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"
"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"
"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"
"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"
"I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going?"