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Joke of the Day

"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."

"To be fair, ""old-fashioned"" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist."

"""Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!"" - The Very Civil War"

"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"

"A whale walks into a bar and sits down. Then your mom orders a drink."

"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."

"I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 The odds were against me."

"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"

"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."