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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"

"What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes? Ripostes them"

"A woman stopped me in my tracks. She said, ""You wouldn't know where the nearest hospital is?"" ""That is correct."" I replied."

"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."

"How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !"

"I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail!"

"Why did the dinosaur go to jail? Because he was a child molester."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy."

"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."

"How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes when he talks to you."