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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg? A yoke."

"Just forgot the word 'bagel' and had to say, ""round toast donut."" I think I'm having a stroke."

"Why doesn't Trump's campaign manager answer his phone? Unlike him it doesn't have battery charge."

"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"

"Why do Redditors pay with exact change? They can't stand a Nickleback!"

"As a kid I was frightened of the dentist... Because he was a Paedophile every time I went in he'd give me a filling"

"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."

"This Joke Won't Get This Upvotes"

"Me ""I love you."" My 3yo ""Thanks."" And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back."

"If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well."