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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg? A yoke."
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"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."
"A black kid comes home from school.... ""Yo mom guess what I got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is it cus I'm black?"" ""No nigga its cus you nineteen!"""
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"
"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"
"What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal."
"Hopefully women like a mature man. Because when I say I can do it multiple times a day, I mean vacuum."