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Joke of the Day
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"
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"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."
"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""
"My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*"
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!"
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."
"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"
"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."