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Joke of the Day

"I complain about my kids a lot but I'd be lost without them. Lost in my expensive sports car in designer clothes. Or lost in my clean house."

"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Women are like parking spaces.... All the good ones are gone, so every now and then when no one is looking, you stick it in a disabled one."

"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"

"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""

"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."

"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."

"Butter and Blonde"