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Joke of the Day

"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""

"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."

"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"

"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)"

"Okay you guys, I'm gonna distract Twitter with an internal server error. When I do, make a run for it and get your life back."

"Why did the jew leave the party early? He had gas."

"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."

"Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married."

"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""