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Joke of the Day
"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."
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"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."
"What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops"
"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."
"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they are extremely efficient and they dont have any humor."
"How did the high speed car chase end? Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"
"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."