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Joke of the Day

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they are extremely efficient and they dont have any humor."

"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."

"Oh... Oh dear... it looks like my grandmother's embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises? I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky."

"[Couples Therapy] HER: He keeps pretending he's a doctor. This relationship is dead HIM: I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:26 ME: OMG SEE!"

"I've never fucked a poofter, but I've fucked a bloke who has."

"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster"