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Joke of the Day
"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."
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"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"
"What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry."
"Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable... ... because the main character is a bitch."
"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"
"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"
"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet They could spend years at Sea!"
"My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing."