80170
Joke of the Day
"How did the high speed car chase end? Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem."
Next Joke
"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."
"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."
"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."
"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"
"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"
"""Is it long enough to reach most people's beds?"" ""Yes."" ""Perfect, make it a couple inches shorter."" -Apple, creating the iPhone charger."
"Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of ""impersonating a police officer""."
"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."