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Joke of the Day
"What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops"
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"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Sorry if repost"
"Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake."
"""Omelet you finish,"" -Kanyegg West"
"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."
"Calling your baby ugly makes me rude? How about you making me look at your ugly baby makes YOU rude."
"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."
"A man is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy: ""Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared."" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."