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Joke of the Day
"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"
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"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."
"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""
"How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf."
"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""
"What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator."
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"The Inuits don't deal with your crap, because they're having Nunavut."
"My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists."