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Joke of the Day

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"

"My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work."

"I have a friend who says he's a pothead but only takes one hit and then he's stoned. He's not a pothead, he's a mari-wanna be."

"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"

"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"

"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"

"Did you hear about the man who was born without any ears? Niether did he."

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."

"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."