146468

Joke of the Day

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."

Next Joke
 
"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."
"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"
"Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871."
"I can bench 170 lbs. And by that I mean I can sit myself down on a bench in a pretty park."
"Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans."
"My DNA is all over this room. So nobody go doing anything all life-sentency in here, ok?"
"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."