201821

Joke of the Day

"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""

"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"

"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."

"I have eight words to say to you...."