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Joke of the Day
"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"
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"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."
"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"
"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."
"It sucks when someone cuts you off in traffic and you have to catch up to them & throw a perfectly good cup of coffee at their windshield."
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was wandering around with a semillon. (best when read out loud)"
"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"
"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."