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Joke of the Day
"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."
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"Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about."
"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."
"What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis."
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"My Roommate wanted me to play the popular game Fuck, Marry, Kill... But now I am confused. What should I do with my husband's dead body?"
"I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet."
"I am not ""aware"" of any ""laws"" that ""forbid"" the use of excessive ""air quotes"" officer ""Barnes."""
"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"
"To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry."