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Joke of the Day

"I am not ""aware"" of any ""laws"" that ""forbid"" the use of excessive ""air quotes"" officer ""Barnes."""

"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"

"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""

"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"

"What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"

"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."

"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"

"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"

"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."

"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"