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Joke of the Day

"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."

"Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay."

"I told my friend a chemistry joke. He didn't react... I wanted to tell my girlfriend, but SHe doesn't exist."

"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."

"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? ""Konnichihuahua"""

"[Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] ""Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name"" Here ""Aren't you going to guess?"""

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."

"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."