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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
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"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."
"What do you call a baby girl who died of alcohol poisoning? Give me a blender and we'll call her a bloody mary."
"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."
"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."
"Why did the groom want his bride to wear white? He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge."
"What would Jesus's favorite gun be? A nail gun"
"I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin."
"Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."
"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."