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Joke of the Day
"What would Jesus's favorite gun be? A nail gun"
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"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"
"In an interview: ""How would your friends describe you?"" Answer: ""perfect......"" (wait 5 seconds.) ""this fucking question again! I don't have any god damn friends!"" I'll show myself out"
"Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan. But don't bother, it was leaded."
"What do you call a bomb in a French kitchen. Linoleum blown apart."
"Seal walks into a club ..."
"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"
"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."