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Joke of the Day
"What would Jesus's favorite gun be? A nail gun"
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"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""
"I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind."
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa! No hands!"
"I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons."
"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."
"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"
"What do Trump and Sanders have in common? They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination."
"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."
"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"