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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."
Next Joke
"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."
"You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you."
"ATMs should have breathalyzers"
"My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here."
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"The moon isn't bloody anymore... ...guess it was only a short period."
"CAUGHT ON TAPE: Lint"
"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well."