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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."
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"What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement? DUETS"
"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""
"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"
"I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return."
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."
"I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius."
"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."
"FIRMS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OFFERING SERVICES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT PRICES THEY REFUSE TO DISCUSS."