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Joke of the Day

"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."

"Urine is the opposite of you're out."

"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"

"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""

"You know it's true love when your wife farts in bed & you go in the other room & text your boyfriend ""I love you."""

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!"