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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"

"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"

"The Masochist begged the Sadist, ""Beat me, beat me!!"" The Sadist said, ""No"""

"If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face."

"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."

"What's the best way to save on toilet paper? Slow your roll."

"What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing you just run away!"

"Me: Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know. Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone. Me: Oh, sorry. Yes."

"Did you hear about the man that lost half of his body? He's all right now."

"I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip... But no pun in ten did."