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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"

"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."

"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."

"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."

"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."

"What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!"