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Joke of the Day
"Do you have any raisins? What about a date?"
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"What's the deal with lampshades? If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it."
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"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."
"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."
"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."
"So I heard most people who use tinder don't have much furniture in their bedrooms... ...most have one night stand"
"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."
"Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old."