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Joke of the Day
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The chicken. Eggs don't come."
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"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"
"What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala"
"The Chinese stock market... >Is the safest market in the world, the most transparent market, the least fluctuating market, the most democratic market."
"Asked a vegetarian if she'd heard this song, then remembered vegos are too weak to turn on radios and way too busy playing with their lutes."
"You can run but my rifle's got a scope."
"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"
"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"
"A joke about my girlfriend"
"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."