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Joke of the Day

"[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW"

"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"

"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's"

"Whats a cab drivers favorite song? Livin' on a fare!"

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"

"""you look nice"" - sweet potato ""im so high"" - baked potato ""you suck!"" - roast potato ""what have I done"" - guy who made talking potatoes"

"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."

"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."