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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"

"My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness."

"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"

"I think I have an infallibility complex I've never been wrong before."

"are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?"

"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt."

"Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic"

"Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off? He has **crippling** depression"

"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"