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Joke of the Day
"are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?"
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"I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard I made her qwert"
"Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip"
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"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."
"Large Group of Lions Seen Mating on the Banks of the Zambesi River Upstream of the Victoria Falls Pride cums before a fall."