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Joke of the Day
"are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?"
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"What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? His ears. Oooo! I get to say it! ""Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!"" Oh yea, and ""RIP my inbox"" Good times!"
"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."
"Why did President Obama get two terms? Because every black man gets a longer sentence."
"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."
"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."
"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."
"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"
"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"
"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"