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Joke of the Day

"A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says ""Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."""

"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."

"What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink? A Pink Car Nation!"

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"

"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"

"With all this excitement about Guardians of the Galaxy, we shouldn't forget the movie of the summer is yet to come out. We still have to wait for Expendables 3."

"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."

"What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it."

"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."