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Joke of the Day
"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"
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"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."
"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"
"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"
"Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting"
"Dont eat yourself A woman: She is eating dinner and she accidentally bites her lip. A man: Your not suppose to eat yourself. The woman: Well that's your job"
"Don't get me wrong I'm impressed by the Olympics but what really impresses me is people who sleep with their cell phones in other rooms."
"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"
"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."
"I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head."