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Joke of the Day
"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."
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"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""
"A joke is a lot like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it."
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"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."
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