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Joke of the Day
"Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep."
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"HR: You said: You're ""moist"" welcome? Me: Autocorrect. HR: You're fine. Me: Sweet! HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect."
"What is the last thing on a Mosquito's mind when it hits a car windshield? It's Asshole."
"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."
"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"
"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."
"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."