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Joke of the Day

"Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep."

"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."

"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."

"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."

"I'm giving away parachutes for free. No strings attached."

"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."