201631

Joke of the Day

"HR: You said: You're ""moist"" welcome? Me: Autocorrect. HR: You're fine. Me: Sweet! HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect."

"Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed."

"How can you tell if your water is about to break? Someone from Flint puts a glass between your legs"

"What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."

"giv a man a fish adn he'll say ""wat is this i ordered a mcflurry"" teach a man to fish adn he'll say ""how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"""

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."

"Nice guys finish last And they generally warn you just before they do."

"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"