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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."
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"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
"They should make fortune cookies with more obtainable fortunes: You will vacuum the living room. You will run into the coffee table."
"On your first day of prison, go up to the biggest, scariest guy there, and ask him ""Have you heard of updog?"""
"They say parrots don't like change... So you could that they are very right-winged."
"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."
"What is Reddit's favorite pirate? Neckbeard"
"About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game... I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday."