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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."

"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar... He orders a drink"

"I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind."

"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""

"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""

"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."