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Joke of the Day

"They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage"

"""Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner"" ""Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?"" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]"

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."

"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"

"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."

"This damn button keeps popping off my keyboard... I swear I am about to lose fucking Ctrl."

"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""