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Joke of the Day
"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"
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"Why do Jews love sandwiches? Because they're not made in ovens."
"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."
"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"
"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."
"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."
"Morning jog Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest."
"What's red and smells like green paint? Red paint"
"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"
"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."