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Joke of the Day
"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"
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"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band... I'd stand at the back and ting"
"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"
"I told my girlfriend that we should play trains... All she'd have to do is sit on my face. Then ill ""Chew chew"". // not my joke //"
"Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells."
"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""
"My son came home from school in tears and told me that his girlfriend had slept with his best friend. I was flattered, I never knew I was his best friend."
"Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards."
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."