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Joke of the Day

"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."

"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""

"How do elephants hide themselves in the jungle? They paint their testacles red and climb in a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries."

"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"

"I think I'm gonna become a solipsist, who's with me? Wait... no one's with me."

"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"

"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"

"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."

"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."